The Call Girls Guide to London

The day-to-day life of a London escort/call girl.

Monday, February 20, 2006


I went to a booking last night in a well known London hotel I'd never been to before.
Confirmed the booking with client and room number in hand I got there and made for the lifts .
One small problem I needed a card to call for the lift the lobby was empty and before I could whip my mobile out a concierge came over to ask me if I had a room there.
I of course gave him the clients name and room number-needless to say everything was fine but it was one of those baited breath moments !

The client told me that had he of given it thought he would have met me in the lobby.
He asked me how I'd managed to get up to the room - well duh !
"I'm resourceful I always bring a spare skeleton swipe card"

Call Girl Escort London Isobella

Sunday, February 12, 2006

HELP !!!

Seriously I was in bed reading when I saw something small and furry run across the room and under my bed.

I've got a mouse or perhaps even mice Noooooooo !
I lifted one side of the bed up (It's one of those unclippy things that breaks into two) and the little bugger ran under the other side. It had obviously been living there for a while too as it had made itself pretty comfy ewww.

How the bejeezus did I get mice? My cleaner is really not doing her job properly(cleaner I don't have a cleaner...oh!note to self get domestic help). But seriously my apartment is pretty spic and span usually.

Anyways I found some rat poison and threw it under the bed but now the question where do I sleep ?
It's 3am and I really can't be bothered to go to a hotel, I could sleep in the living room on the sofa, but what's to say it won't sneak up on me in the night and attack me.

Anyone with any information on how to get rid of my unwanted guests please let me know asap :(

Call Girl Escort London Isobella

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Friday !!!

Yep it's Friday again which means lazy days in bed (as apposed to the rest of the weeks mild to moderately active days on or in the bed).
Even if I get bookings for the weekend I won't be able to do them as I have family staying with me from out of town. This means work phone is switched off and the History of Webpages I've visited over the last 20 days erased (you never know).

So anyway to everyone reading this little blog (if anyone?!) have a super weekend if your in the UK wrap up warm !

4am : Went to visit boyfriend this evening, things went well but I just couldn't stay the night. I made my excuses and hailed a cab from outside his flat.
It's not so much that I hate sleeping in strange beds, but more that I don't want to get too close to him.
It's got less to do with my profession and more to do with the fact that I'm far too Independant. Perhaps I need to explore ways to get a healthy balance.

Call Girl Escort London Isobella