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Sunday, February 12, 2006

HELP !!!

Seriously I was in bed reading when I saw something small and furry run across the room and under my bed.

I've got a mouse or perhaps even mice Noooooooo !
I lifted one side of the bed up (It's one of those unclippy things that breaks into two) and the little bugger ran under the other side. It had obviously been living there for a while too as it had made itself pretty comfy ewww.

How the bejeezus did I get mice? My cleaner is really not doing her job properly(cleaner I don't have a cleaner...oh!note to self get domestic help). But seriously my apartment is pretty spic and span usually.

Anyways I found some rat poison and threw it under the bed but now the question where do I sleep ?
It's 3am and I really can't be bothered to go to a hotel, I could sleep in the living room on the sofa, but what's to say it won't sneak up on me in the night and attack me.

Anyone with any information on how to get rid of my unwanted guests please let me know asap :(

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